fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

sarcastics:

I wonder what it feels like to have a guy actually care about you and want to be with you

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

bravevvolf:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

sooo cute 

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

properpreplife:

the proper life

becausejensenackles:

youhadmefromhellodean:

itsrosesturn:

lil-bit-of-awesome:

timelordin221b:

mydearchevy:

forestofweird:

iM NOT IN THIS FANDOM BUT fUCK THE AUDIO THE AUDIO

I will never fucking get over this audio post

never

accurate

so can i download this somewhere 

I wish for Jared to hear this.

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.